tastefullyoffensive:

“In three years of teaching, this is, by far, my favorite student error.”

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theorderofthemockingjay:

about that ”find people from facebook…”thing: i’m starting to freak out because do you know what that means? people from my school can easily find my blog.omg.i’m dying.please.karp.no.

“here with a mission sir? trying to get me back in the world?” 

“trying to save it.”

That’s how long we’re required to stand on our metal circles before the sound of a gong releases us.